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Lonbrook

Screeny Weeny 6.0 Uncut Nordic white

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The ScreenyWeeny is the world’s best fake-penis. Most authentic, reliable, easy to use.

The unique Push and Piss function makes it ideal for selective use on an important “date” and it’s one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately.

Each ScreenyWeeny is delivered with 2x 80 ml synthetic urine, an empty bag for practice, a thermo bag for keeping the urine warm, one pack of HeatPaxx and a refill syringe.

When the urine sachet is first used or replaced, the tube and the plug must be completely dry and locked together with a little pressure.

German designed and engineered.

Included: 

  • 1x ScreenyWeeny 6.0 uncircumcized "Nordic/White"
  • 2 x 80ml Synthetic urine with different values
  • 1 x Empty sachet (for practice or for urine from other source)
  • 1x Thermo-sachet (for maintaining at a warm temperature and attaching),
  • 1x HeatPaxx Heating Pad
  • 1x Refill-Syringe (20 ml)

Features:

  • The different types of ScreenyWeeny were all cast from real todgers to ensure a completely authentic look
  • Strap it on and get peeing
  • No additional handles required, simple one-handed operation (ultimate one-handed fake penis)
  • The thermo-sachet guarantees an optimum long-lasting “operating temperature”
  • 100% secure and reliable, no dripping or leaking
  • The flow of urine is started by putting a light pressure on the underside of the ScreenyWeeny, and stopped again immediately by releasing it
  • The urine sachets can be reclosed
  • The thermo-sachet can be adjusted to fit all sizes from S to XXXL thanks to the adjustable strap
  • Our fully cast ScreenyWeeny is made from high-quality makeup silicone

 Guide to warming up the urine sachets:

In the summer leave in the sun for a short while; in the winter warm on a radiator or in a bath of water. The new HeatPaxx heating pads are also perfectly suited to warming up the urine sachets. The thermo-sachet keeps the desired temperature of the urine sachet constant for at least 6 hours.

* CleanUrin is not suitable for consumption and may not be used to falsify drug tests/checks/examinations etc.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQS)

Will my parcel be discrete?

Of course! Your privacy is essential to us, and we have gone above and beyond to provide you with beautifully customized discrete packaging.

Are my personal details secured?

Yes. Any information you provide to us is kept strictly confidential, and we will only utilize it to process your order and keep you updated via email if you allow us to do so. Please refer to our Privacy Policy for more information.

What are my payment options?

We accept Visa, MasterCard and PayPal.

Where do you ship to?

We only ship Australia wide.

How much does shipping cost?

We offer $10 flat rate shipping on all orders via Regular Parcel Post and Express Parcel Post will cost $29.

Who do you use for shipping?

Australia Post.

When will I receive my parcel?

We offer same day shipping for orders made before 1 PM on business days. Outside of this, your parcel will be shipped between 1-2 days.

What will appear on my statement?

For complete discretion, your payment will appear as PERCY PLUS FOUR on your bank statement.

Can I return my item if I don’t like it?

Due to the intimate nature of our products, we do not offer exchanges or refunds on items for a change of mind. However, if the product is faulty or defective, we accept returns within 30 days of your purchase and will seek to replace it with a brand new identical product. Please check the warranty conditions of your individual product, as most of the brands we work with offer warranties, and we are happy to accept them and exchange them for a brand new identical product.